Laughter Spot : Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher?

Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher that was helping one of the kids to put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said ” Miss they are on the wrong feet!” She looked, and sure enough they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as they worked together to get the boots back on, right feet this time.

He then announced ” These aren’t my boots!”. She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream “Why didn’t you say so ? Ya wee idiot!”. And once again she struggles to take off the ill fitting boots off his feet. No sooner had she got the boots off his feet when he said ”

They are my brothers boots, my mum made me wear them”.
Now she didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage to wrestle the boots back on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat she asked” Now, where are your gloves?” He said “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots”.

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